Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Hoot

My cousin is achieving Great Things as Miss Hooters.

I learned on the weekend that one of my other cousins apparently got a boob job as a gift from her husband. ("What'd she have done?" asked another cousin. "Bigger? Raised? Lowered?" "I don't think anyone has them lowered" offered HER husband. Then we talked about vasectomies).

The hooters thing is just... sigh.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

we have too many cousins. since it's narrowed down knowing that she has a husband, is it the one that wouldn't surprise me, or one of the two that would?