This is what happens

...when you leave shopping for "one of those funky scarves talented people make for their friends" for your mother to the last minute. It's beautiful, and it was more than 100 bucks.




This is what happens when you tell your hairdresser to "be creative." My online peeps tell me it's very Run Lola Run. I have to say, I'd rather be dashing through a desperate pomo narrative than rolling down the 401 to the city of my youth. But I'll take it.